Dear Stinkin Mother Nature

Dear Stinking MN,

Why is weather.com telling me that there is a 70% chance of rain on Saturday and a chance of rain on Sunday? That is evil in at least 46 ways. Don't you know I LIVE for the weekend, and especially live for 3 day weekends? Can you please just have the rain wait till Tuesday - so I can enjoy it from my cubicle.

Thank you,
Have no vacation time left so NEED a sunny Labor Day

PS: This is for the good of all of LI who are being blinded by my pastey paleness. I think they would all appreciate ifI could get some form of tan.

PPS: If it rains, I will be pissed and take it out on you Mother Nature! I mean it, I might start kicking trees or something.

You go girl!!

*stomping foot*
No freaking rain!!!

Suz, the way you described yourself - are you pale like Powder (the movie) pale?

If it rains, don't stand outside and kick a tree. You'll get wet. Drive around the block a few times. That'll show her.

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

Suz, the way you described yourself - are you pale like Power (the movie) pale?

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NO! I exaggerate. I am just freakishly pale when standing next to my Italian/Greek friends who are teachers and tanned all summer.

Haha - I remember that movie! Powder!

Why can't I spell today? Powder.

It may be a self-tanner kind of weekend.

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Posted by JessicaM.

I am planning a pool party for Sunday...give us a BREAK mother nature...I mean, WINTER is coming, and it lasts A LOT longer than summer...we need to get just a little more heat under the skin to fill up the reserves!

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YEAH! Winter hangs around forever and just ***** up spring, and meanwhile we don't even get a full summer. It is AUGUST - it should be hot and beautiful and it is SUMMER!

You tell 'em, Suz!!!!!!!!!!!