Dear _________ (stolen from the '10 board)

Dear J erk who makes the decisions @ work,

Why the H ELL do I have to get a flu & H1N1 shot. I hope you know su ck more than I can say.

OH yeah and to the guy @ the Union YOU S UCK MORE for not listening when I pay your friggin salary.

Signed,
I will not be your testing pig

ETA: For bad spelling (you make me so mad)