Dear Time
Dear Time,
You suck. There I said it. Why do you hurry along SOOO freakin quickly when I am at home or on vacation, but take your sweet arse time when I am at work or driving home from work or working out? I would appreciate it if from now on you hurried along from 7:30AM until 5pm and during all workouts (especially cardio). Feel free to slow down on Saturdays and when I am sleeping.
Thank you for your time, Time.
Sincerely,
Get me to the End of the Work day (now please)
You suck. There I said it. Why do you hurry along SOOO freakin quickly when I am at home or on vacation, but take your sweet arse time when I am at work or driving home from work or working out? I would appreciate it if from now on you hurried along from 7:30AM until 5pm and during all workouts (especially cardio). Feel free to slow down on Saturdays and when I am sleeping.
Thank you for your time, Time.
Sincerely,
Get me to the End of the Work day (now please)
