Dear Treadclimber
Thank you so much for squeaking and making awful sounds with every step I took, for 30+ minutes. I could hear it over the funky fresh sounds of my new MP3 (courtesy of my new phone ![]()
) and so could everyone in the damn place.
Which brings me to,
Dear Navy Blue workout pants
Thank you, for fitting so nicely and making my azz look amazing. You made all the stares bearable, b/c at least, with the noise, we gave them something mighty fine to look at....especially all the guys directly behind me on the ellipticals.
Sincerely,
Gym's #1 HOW
Which brings me to,
Dear Navy Blue workout pants
Thank you, for fitting so nicely and making my azz look amazing. You made all the stares bearable, b/c at least, with the noise, we gave them something mighty fine to look at....especially all the guys directly behind me on the ellipticals.
Sincerely,
Gym's #1 HOW
