Dear _______________ (updated)
Dear Obnoxiously Cheerful Traffic Chick from Channel 5 (in Florida),
Every morning as I get ready for work, you interupt the Today show to give the 'local traffic update' in our area. Every day you are wrong, but today tops all days! I believe your words were 'enjoy the clear sailing during your Friday morning commute.'
What you failed to mention, however, is that I-95 was CLOSED from a massive accident. I would like it to be noted that it took me 2 and a half, yes, 2 and a half hours, to get 2 miles before being de-toured off the highway and on to side streets. Because of your misinformation, my total commute for this sunny Friday morning was 3 hours.
Please seek a new day job immediately.
Sincerely,
P*ssed off New Yorker![]()
Updated with pic from news:
Every morning as I get ready for work, you interupt the Today show to give the 'local traffic update' in our area. Every day you are wrong, but today tops all days! I believe your words were 'enjoy the clear sailing during your Friday morning commute.'
What you failed to mention, however, is that I-95 was CLOSED from a massive accident. I would like it to be noted that it took me 2 and a half, yes, 2 and a half hours, to get 2 miles before being de-toured off the highway and on to side streets. Because of your misinformation, my total commute for this sunny Friday morning was 3 hours.
Please seek a new day job immediately.
Sincerely,
P*ssed off New Yorker
Updated with pic from news:
