Death Wish....lol
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him, 'Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me, that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.'
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it, with excitement, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for the husband have been set for Saturday.
His wife told him, 'Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me, that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat.'
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it, with excitement, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for the husband have been set for Saturday.
