Debate Tonight
I love presidential debates becuase I love to be there during that defining moment when one candidate says or does something so wrong that his campaign has just gone down the toilet.
Also, I need an excuse for a good drinking game. You know, because I am so high school that I need a game to drink.
(I hope no one takes offense to any of these things. I know some of them are less funny than others.)
Debate Drinking Game
Drink One Sip If:
Anyone says 'terrorism'
Anyone says 'Halliburton'
Anyone says 'flip flop'
Anyone says 'Saddam Hussein'
Anyone blames 'the media'
Anyone mentions their own military service
Anyone says 'September 11'
One candidate interrupts another candidate
Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says 'cut and run'
Kerry says 'W stands for wrong'
If either candidate talks past their time limit
Kerry brings up Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' moment
Bush mentions Crawford, TX
Anyone looks at the wrong camera
Anyone whips out 'evidence'
Anyone says 'Osama bin Laden'
Anyone mentions blogs
Anyone invokes the hurricane sympathy vote
Anyone mentions 'North Korea'
Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
Every time you see anyone wearing the yellow 'LiveSTRONG' bracelet
Finish Your Glass If:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Anyone says 'Osama bin Hidin''
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos
Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being 'French on terrorism'
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Bush admits he made a mistake ('miscalculation' counts)
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime
Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a dual
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove
Also, I need an excuse for a good drinking game. You know, because I am so high school that I need a game to drink.
(I hope no one takes offense to any of these things. I know some of them are less funny than others.)
Debate Drinking Game
Drink One Sip If:
Anyone says 'terrorism'
Anyone says 'Halliburton'
Anyone says 'flip flop'
Anyone says 'Saddam Hussein'
Anyone blames 'the media'
Anyone mentions their own military service
Anyone says 'September 11'
One candidate interrupts another candidate
Drink Two Sips If:
Bush says 'cut and run'
Kerry says 'W stands for wrong'
If either candidate talks past their time limit
Kerry brings up Bush's 'Mission Accomplished' moment
Bush mentions Crawford, TX
Anyone looks at the wrong camera
Anyone whips out 'evidence'
Anyone says 'Osama bin Laden'
Anyone mentions blogs
Anyone invokes the hurricane sympathy vote
Anyone mentions 'North Korea'
Kerry mentions Bush wants to reinstate the draft
Every time you see anyone wearing the yellow 'LiveSTRONG' bracelet
Finish Your Glass If:
Anyone in the audience gets dragged out of the auditorium
Anyone in the audience gets off an unscripted question
Bush mispronounces any word or name
Anyone says 'Osama bin Hidin''
Anyone uses a sports metaphor
Anyone attempts to speak Spanish to pander to Latinos
Do a Shot If:
Bush mentions the deficit
Bush accuses Kerry of being 'French on terrorism'
Kerry accuses Bush of being a pansy for avoiding Vietnam
Bush admits he made a mistake ('miscalculation' counts)
Ralph Nader shows up insisting on airtime
Finish the Bottle If:
Anyone challenges anyone to a dual
The moderator rips off his mask to reveal his true identity is Karl Rove
