Defeat the Sith you must

So, there's this kid who lives in my neighborhood. I see him and say 'hi' every morning when I'm walking my dog and he's waiting for the school bus. AND HE WILL NOT STOP TALKING LIKE YODA! Please help me!

Does he at least do a good Yoda??? I'm really sick of hearing all of these affected impressions. If you can't do a GOOD Yoda, you shouldn't do one at all.

You should tell the kid that if he keeps doing it, his voice is going to stay like that.