DH made a funny...

DH is israeli, so sometimes his words get mixed up (well, more like, most of the time). So we were talking about the link between vegetarianism and blood type, so I asked him for his blood type and told him to look on his birth certificate.

He meant to say: 'Are you kidding? Have you seen my birth certificate? It looks like the Dead See Scrolls'

He said: 'Are you kidding? Have you seen my birth certificate? It looks like the Dead See SQUIRRELS'

Funny.....

That's like the other morning, I was running for the train and this woman goes, 'they're packed on that train like a bunch of meatballs'

It totally cracked me up for some reason...