Because you're witty and sarcastic. And dry. And you drink. I am all these things, too.
Did I tell you that in the hospital - right after I gave birth - my girlfriends brought me chocolate covered strawberries and Guiness. Because the hops in dark brewed beer apparently helps with the breast milk flow. And because the only thing I REALLY missed while being pregnant was sweet **** and alcohol.
Naunie
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I love how my imagination is wandering on your ****. It could be anything. I think it's dirty. I plan to drink Guinness while pregnant.
rojerono
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I love how my imagination is wandering on your ****. It could be anything. I think it's dirty. I plan to drink Guinness while pregnant.
It's even dirtier than what your imagination is thinking.
