Dinner Conversation....

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
HUBBIE: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not - don't you like being married?'
HUBBIE: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
HUBBIE: 'Okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).'
HUBBIE: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
HUBBIE: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
HUBBIE: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my golf clubs?'
HUBBIE: 'No, she's left-handed.'

WIFE: - - silence - -
HUBBIE: 'Sh*t!'

Busted.

Where do you come up with these things, not that I'm complaining. It's nice to see I have a place to come when I need a laugh.......

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Posted by T&V

Where do you come up with these things, not that I'm complaining. It's nice to see I have a place to come when I need a laugh.......

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ahhhh........a good reporter NEVER reveals her sources!!!!!

HaHa good one!

oh boyyyyyyy
we women know how to get em!!!

THATS GREAT!