Dirty Joke (It's an NC-17 joke.)
A husband and wife are showering together. The doorbell rings.
The wife puts her robe on and runs downstairs
She opens the door and it's one of her husband's friends.
He asks if he' around.. She says no.. he's in the shower.
He turns to leave and then says...
I have an offer for you. I'll give you 400 dollars if you open your robe.
SHe is shocked but decides to do it since she could use the money.
He hands her the 400 dollars and she quickly closes her robe.
He turns to leave again... but then says.. I'll give you another 400 if I can touch your chest.
She is offended and mortified.. but figures.. it's just a touch.
So.. that happens.. and he gives her another 400 dollars.
So she runs back to the shower to join her husband who asks who that was at the door.
She tells him it was Ben.
'Ben?', he asks.
'Yeah', she says.
Her husband replies.. 'Why that S.O.B! He owes me 800 dollars!'
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The wife puts her robe on and runs downstairs
She opens the door and it's one of her husband's friends.
He asks if he' around.. She says no.. he's in the shower.
He turns to leave and then says...
I have an offer for you. I'll give you 400 dollars if you open your robe.
SHe is shocked but decides to do it since she could use the money.
He hands her the 400 dollars and she quickly closes her robe.
He turns to leave again... but then says.. I'll give you another 400 if I can touch your chest.
She is offended and mortified.. but figures.. it's just a touch.
So.. that happens.. and he gives her another 400 dollars.
So she runs back to the shower to join her husband who asks who that was at the door.
She tells him it was Ben.
'Ben?', he asks.
'Yeah', she says.
Her husband replies.. 'Why that S.O.B! He owes me 800 dollars!'
