Dirty talk

I am more than FH is

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

P.P.S. If this thread offends you, wash the sand out of your vagina.

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I don't get it, but that is freakin' hysterical

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It's kind of like -- get over it and don't be a whiny baby -- that's the best way I can explain it.

Does that make sense?

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Posted by Mizzdimple

<---virgin

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when I met John he used to be so dirty and I never was....He has turned me into a bad bad girl

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

P.P.S. If this thread offends you, wash the sand out of your vagina.

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I don't get it, but that is freakin' hysterical

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It's kind of like -- get over it and don't be a whiny baby -- that's the best way I can explain it.

Does that make sense?

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gotcha. It all makes sense now.

i never really know what to say but once in a while I will come up with something that FH will actually stop and go 'wow i think that should offend me' ( joking of course) and we will both crack up.

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

P.P.S. If this thread offends you, wash the sand out of your vagina.

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I don't get it, but that is freakin' hysterical

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It's kind of like -- get over it and don't be a whiny baby -- that's the best way I can explain it.

Does that make sense?

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gotcha. It all makes sense now.

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Just one of the stupid things I say...... you should definitely try it.

Next time a girlfriend calls you to complain about something ridiculous, or trivial -- 'Wash the sand out of your vagina.'

It can also be thrown in as a replacement for one of my favorites, 'get over yourself.'

Good times.

Okay, back to the filth.

I feel like there should be porno music playing in the background of this thread....

wampchicaa waa waaaa

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Posted by ant n tilde

i never really know what to say but once in a while I will come up with something that FH will actually stop and go 'wow i think that should offend me' ( joking of course) and we will both crack up.

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It's the BEST when that happens!!!!

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

P.P.S. If this thread offends you, wash the sand out of your vagina.

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I don't get it, but that is freakin' hysterical

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It's kind of like -- get over it and don't be a whiny baby -- that's the best way I can explain it.

Does that make sense?

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gotcha. It all makes sense now.

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Just one of the stupid things I say...... you should definitely try it.

Next time a girlfriend calls you to complain about something ridiculous, or trivial -- 'Wash the sand out of your vagina.'

It can also be thrown in as a replacement for one of my favorites, 'get over yourself.'

Good times.

Okay, back to the filth.

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♥ it and stealing it!

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Posted by jennandrolo

no dirty talk here. we did once cuz we were piss drunk and afterward we were like *** did i say last night? that we were just embarassed lol

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awe, the first few times I was embarassed too, but then when I saw how much of a turn on it was for him, it was a no brainer, lol

both

I tired it a while back and he really liked it.. hahhaha

but it really does depend on our mood. when we feel more romantic we dont but if we feel dirty we do

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Posted by AmandaLynn04

P.P.S. If this thread offends you, wash the sand out of your vagina.

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I love it we call one of our friends Sandy Vagina! As for being dirty, what fun would it be without the dirty!

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Posted by Mimacat

We're not talkers! We're doers.

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same here.

any languages you prefer

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Posted by Mizzdimple

any languages you prefer

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I prefer ghetto -- is that a language?

my favorite is when FH says, 'Get on my d*** you hoe'


omg, i'm laughing soooooooooooo hard at my desk

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Posted by yelley77

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Posted by Mizzdimple

any languages you prefer

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I prefer ghetto -- is that a language?

my favorite is when FH says, 'Get on my d*** you hoe'


omg, i'm laughing soooooooooooo hard at my desk

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omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN EBONICS LOL

Its sooo funny how we have to put disclaimers on the posts,