Disgusting topic, but I will post anyway

Original post by nrvbrd

Apr 03, 2003 12:27 PM

Does your FH/Dh totally gross you out with their bodily functions? I know we are supposed to be comfortbale with each other, but my goodness, leave something to the imagination.

I try my best not to offend him with mine.

IrishTracy Posted: Apr 03, 2003 03:28 PM

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My FH is the same way!!! It just kills me that after he comes out of the bathroom he feels he has to tll me when it was a 'really good one'

wacky Posted: Apr 03, 2003 03:29 PM

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Men go like its clock work. Im jealous. Thrilled Paul is the same way, god forbid I should pass some gass by accident. Hes like you know women dont do that.

Oh yeah

lorimari Posted: Apr 03, 2003 03:37 PM

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Ok - I am at work LMAO.

I got one better for all of you........my FH takes the cake on this one.

Us and some friends were on the ferry going over to Foxwoods and it was really crowded. Lovely, classy FH lets one go and I'm not kidding when I tell you that the entire room went up on the deck. It was the most horrific smell ever.

Aren't I the luckiest girl ever????????

IrishTracy Posted: Apr 03, 2003 03:51 PM

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LMAO Lori!!! Mine does that in stores. I'd got down the aisle he's in & he tell me 'I would stay out of that one for a while'

NYCMeghan Posted: Apr 03, 2003 03:55 PM

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I can top all of you - both FH AND THE DOG Dutch Ovened me this morning. It was the worst way to wake up - FH woke up first and then covered my head with the comforter and let it rip...I woke up and then as I'm sitting up gasping for air the dog, sitting right next to me, let one go that seriously made me question if I needed to take him to the vet. Ugh, men....

lorimari Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:04 PM

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Meghan - my FH's dog has a gas problem too!!! Funny thing is that when we first started dating he used to blame it on the dog. It worked the first few times but once he blamed it on the pup and the pup wasn't in the room I was onto him!!!! Maybe you should bring the doc and him to get their tushies checked :)

He passes gas like I can't believe - all of his friends warned me about it........even his mom!!!!!!

Worst part about it is they are all silent killers - you never know when they are coming. I'm going to kick his arse one day for it.

I have a ton of stories that would have you all on the floor but he'd kill me........

MarcellaBella Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:11 PM

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All I have to say is that PROTEIN farts are the WORST!! Luckily, I'm in shred mode, so all I've been taking is protein myself, so this means WAR! LOL!

but like someone said, it aggravates me more that gross me out..

lorimari Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:14 PM

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You go Marcella - get him back!!!!!!

See, people are buying gasmasks to protect them from terrorism - I want one to protect me from him.

MarcellaBella Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:17 PM

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LOL!!! It's really bad.. his farts and 5hits are the worse!! we must have gone through 3-4 plungers!!

IrishTracy Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:17 PM

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FH has our young son in on it. When their babies obviouslly they are always tooting. Well now it's not so often. The other day my 20 month old Son tooted a major toot. And then hit me in the arm like I did it!!!! Like Father, like Son!!!

HappyEverAfter Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:28 PM

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FH thinks its complimentary to belch really loud while eating. It totally grosses me out, so naturally that gives him all the more joy in doing it! He will also blame really bad smells on the dog- and the dog looks at him like, 'look buddy you and your smelly as* are not fooling anybody'
He also thinks its funny to sneak in and flush the toilet when I am in the shower, to make the water cold. Such a Neanderthal-he thinks he is Jerry Seinfeld, and cracks himself up

lorimari Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:31 PM

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OMG Marcella.......LOL

The first Christmas FH spent with us he clogged the toilet at my grandparents house.......he was mortified. I have a pic of him walking down the hallway with the plunger in his hand. Its a classic pic...........

DaniRN Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:35 PM

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Omg these stories have me in tears-they describe FH to a T!!!! He is so proud of his *hit and farts, but he doesn't believe that woman (more so his fiance) ever go #2!

dandj Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:40 PM

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All of these are gross, and I've dealt with all, but my big complaint is make sure the toilet has flushed all the way after number 2. I HATE seeing things leftover - JUST REFLUSH!!!!!

Thrilled Posted: Apr 03, 2003 04:40 PM

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LOL Marcella! ROFL! I can tell when he craps and clogs everything up b/c he comes upstairs looking like a scared little boy and he's like 'Um, I need the plunger.' And that's all I need to start screaming at him. I go 'How much f****** toilet paper did you use?' and he goes 'None.' I said 'You clogged it up with YOUR OWN STUFF?!'

UGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH