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Dress Status?

Original post by futuremrsmultari

I ordered my gown July 5th...so it's been 19 weeks...Jasmine's are 16 weeks but I had hollow-to-hem so that adds a tiny bit...should I call?!?

NOT that I want to try and get my fat @ss into it yet but even so.....

or is calling being a pain?
bemyyoko Posted:

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Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by futuremrsmultari

Listen girls, I will not eat my own, or anyone else's poo...thank you though.

And Kerri, I go to Planet Fitness on Glen Cove Road...you can be my guest sometime!



i live right by glen cove road! where is there a gym over here???? now i must look.



planet fitness...off voice road....behind the corningwear outlet...across from bass/carters/big lots....umm....behind dunkin donuts...it's new! and it's $10/month!



it's up the road from me! how did i not know this?!!
if i join, can we go together sometime? i know i won't go if i have to go alone haha
bemyyoko Posted:

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Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by Mimacat

No, they get it from eating a flea! My kitties had them!



my kitty had tape worm too a few years ago. the vet said it had to do with her eating poop. maybe she ate fly eggs that were on poop? b/c isnt tape worm a fly larvae?



Listen hoochies...this thread was about ME and MY DRESS....not poop, larvae or cats.........



what about a cat wearing your dress while eating fly larvae and pooping?
KarinAmanda Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsmultari


Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by futuremrsmultari

It is due to ship by the end of November and will be in by mid-December...

apparently I should stop eating now.



oh hush! eat some cake. cake is good for you.

i have no idea when my dress is supposed to be in.... is that a bad thing?



I just checked and now I'm freaking out....I need to exchanged my shoes for a smaller size tonight so I have them by the time the dress comes in....then I need to go to the gym everyday and keep eating right....

perhaps I can just buy a tapeworm?



colleen if you find that store that sells tapeworms, let me know? maybe we can do a buy 1 get 1 at lesser value deal?
futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by futuremrsmultari


Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by futuremrsmultari

Listen girls, I will not eat my own, or anyone else's poo...thank you though.

And Kerri, I go to Planet Fitness on Glen Cove Road...you can be my guest sometime!



i live right by glen cove road! where is there a gym over here???? now i must look.



planet fitness...off voice road....behind the corningwear outlet...across from bass/carters/big lots....umm....behind dunkin donuts...it's new! and it's $10/month!



it's up the road from me! how did i not know this?!!
if i join, can we go together sometime? i know i won't go if i have to go alone haha



wanna go as my guest at some point and check it out? FH and I go all the time...you can be our gym buddies!
futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsmultari


Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by futuremrsmultari

It is due to ship by the end of November and will be in by mid-December...

apparently I should stop eating now.



oh hush! eat some cake. cake is good for you.

i have no idea when my dress is supposed to be in.... is that a bad thing?



I just checked and now I'm freaking out....I need to exchanged my shoes for a smaller size tonight so I have them by the time the dress comes in....then I need to go to the gym everyday and keep eating right....

perhaps I can just buy a tapeworm?



colleen if you find that store that sells tapeworms, let me know? maybe we can do a buy 1 get 1 at lesser value deal?



sure...i'll start taking tapeworm orders now....

who wants one for the holidays? ME, ME!
Soon2beAlberti Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsmultari


Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by Mimacat

No, they get it from eating a flea! My kitties had them!



my kitty had tape worm too a few years ago. the vet said it had to do with her eating poop. maybe she ate fly eggs that were on poop? b/c isnt tape worm a fly larvae?



Listen hoochies...this thread was about ME and MY DRESS....not poop, larvae or cats.........



Kimbalina Posted:

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I would not eat poo if I was you... however maybe some kind of bacterial infection could help. Let me know if you find one!

futuremrsmultari Posted:

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Posted by Kimbalina

I would not eat poo if I was you... however maybe some kind of bacterial infection could help. Let me know if you find one!



I have a plan...well, several plans:

a) spend 5-7 days in a sauna pre wedding...dehydration is a b itch but i'm sure i'll lose weight.

b) buy a tapeworm and hope it eats only my fat

c) wrap myself in duct tape and hope it squishes everything..it'll hurt and i'll be hot but damn will I be waterproof!

d) wear 14 pairs of spanx and at least 6 corsets

e) ho myself out to earn money for lipo
Kimbalina Posted:

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I think you have a great plan!

futuremrsfab Posted:

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Posted by futuremrsmultari


Posted by Kimbalina

I would not eat poo if I was you... however maybe some kind of bacterial infection could help. Let me know if you find one!



I have a plan...well, several plans:

a) spend 5-7 days in a sauna pre wedding...dehydration is a b itch but i'm sure i'll lose weight.

b) buy a tapeworm and hope it eats only my fat

c) wrap myself in duct tape and hope it squishes everything..it'll hurt and i'll be hot but damn will I be waterproof!

d) wear 14 pairs of spanx and at least 6 corsets

e) ho myself out to earn money for lipo



omg forget the spanx- i have something better- maidenform makes this thing called flexees-it seriously took 3 inches off of me and I could breathe too!
beleebuton Posted:

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Posted by Soon2beAlberti


Posted by futuremrsmultari


Posted by bemyyoko


Posted by Mimacat

No, they get it from eating a flea! My kitties had them!



my kitty had tape worm too a few years ago. the vet said it had to do with her eating poop. maybe she ate fly eggs that were on poop? b/c isnt tape worm a fly larvae?



Listen hoochies...this thread was about ME and MY DRESS....not poop, larvae or cats.........






ewww lol
FutureMrsPD Posted:

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My dress is a maggie sottero and bridal reflections told me it takes 9 months to come in. I ordered it at the end of August and when I called the other day, she told me it would be in in the beginning of December!!!!!! So it only took 3 months.

kristi313 Posted:

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duct tape is a wonderful thing

ILOVEBRIAN2008 Posted:

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Posted by kristi313

duct tape is a wonderful thing



much better then eating poop lol
kristi313 Posted:

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Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008


Posted by kristi313

duct tape is a wonderful thing



much better then eating poop lol



yeah unless your planning on starring in your own 2 girls 1 cup movie. please don't make a sequel

pretty please!
ChristineAaron08 Posted:

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why are all the threads about poop or turn into 'poop threads' around here..lol

bemyyoko Posted:

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Posted by kristi313


Posted by ILOVEBRIAN2008


Posted by kristi313

duct tape is a wonderful thing



much better then eating poop lol



yeah unless your planning on starring in your own 2 girls 1 cup movie. please don't make a sequel

pretty please!


MeaganAndJoeC Posted:

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i had the hollow-to-hem aswell and mine took 5 months to come. Calling wouldnt hurt just to check in.

Toucan311 Posted:

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I dunno, my vet said my Muma got it from eating a flea, since cats are fastidious groomers.

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