Eeeeewwwwwwwwww!
A LITTLE OLD LADY, WELL INTO HER EIGHTIES, SLOWLY ENTERS THE FRONT
DOOR OF AN EROTIC SEX SHOP. OBVIOUSLY VERY UNSTABLE ON HER FEET, SHE SHAKILY
HOBBLES THE FEW FEET ACROSS THE STORE TO THE COUNTER. FINALLY SHE ARRIVES AT
THE COUNTER, GRABBING IT FOR SUPPORT. SHE ASKS THE SALES CLERK: 'DDDDOODO
YYOU SSSELL DDDDDILDOSSS?'
THE CLERK, POLITELY TRYING NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING, REPLIES: 'YES WE DO
HAVE DILDOS. ACTUALLY WE SELL MANY MODELS.'
THE OLD WOMAN THEN ASKS: 'DDDDDOOO YYYOUUUU SSSSELLL AAA LLLITTLEE PPPINKK
ONE, TTTENN INCHESSSS LLLONG AAANDD AABBOUTT TTTWO INCHESSS THTHTHIIICKKK?'
THE CLERK RESPONDS, 'YES WE DO'.
CCCCCCANNNN YYYOUUUU TTTELLL MMMMEEEE HHHOWWWW TTTOOOO
TTTURRRNNNTTTHEFFF**CCCKKKINGGGG TTTHINGGGG OFFFF?'
DOOR OF AN EROTIC SEX SHOP. OBVIOUSLY VERY UNSTABLE ON HER FEET, SHE SHAKILY
HOBBLES THE FEW FEET ACROSS THE STORE TO THE COUNTER. FINALLY SHE ARRIVES AT
THE COUNTER, GRABBING IT FOR SUPPORT. SHE ASKS THE SALES CLERK: 'DDDDOODO
YYOU SSSELL DDDDDILDOSSS?'
THE CLERK, POLITELY TRYING NOT TO BURST OUT LAUGHING, REPLIES: 'YES WE DO
HAVE DILDOS. ACTUALLY WE SELL MANY MODELS.'
THE OLD WOMAN THEN ASKS: 'DDDDDOOO YYYOUUUU SSSSELLL AAA LLLITTLEE PPPINKK
ONE, TTTENN INCHESSSS LLLONG AAANDD AABBOUTT TTTWO INCHESSS THTHTHIIICKKK?'
THE CLERK RESPONDS, 'YES WE DO'.
CCCCCCANNNN YYYOUUUU TTTELLL MMMMEEEE HHHOWWWW TTTOOOO
TTTURRRNNNTTTHEFFF**CCCKKKINGGGG TTTHINGGGG OFFFF?'
