Ever send DH/FH 'hot' emails or talk dirty from work?

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Posted by MarcellaBella

hehe.. yep.. sure doooo!!!!

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ditto

Nope...DH doesn't have access to email at work...he's works on the floor of the Stock Exchange...he can barely talk to me on the phone !

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Posted by LIWeddings

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Posted by jennbaby

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Posted by Suzanne

Jen, I Ron would throw me off for sure!

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IT'S OK, RIGHT RON?

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I'm all ears!

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yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spill it sue!!!!!!!!!! subsitute the dirty words with another word, like CANDY*

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Posted by Suzanne

Ron dont egg her on... you know the minute i mention B@#W J$^S ect.. your gonna pull it.. (HA and by that i mean the post!! )

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No I don't. I'd DIE if one of his bosses or co workers read it He doesn't send them to mine either.

FH sent me this one day at work...

I want you to imagine that you and I are outside at the beach on a nice spring day. It is only you and I at the beach. The wind is blowing a nice cool breeze and the sky contains only a hint of clouds. You are standing facing toward the lake. I approach you from behind and begin to kiss the back of your neck. You attempt to turn around, but I stop you. I blow gentle kisses on the the back of your neck. The whole time my hands are rubbing your shoulders in a circular motion. I continue to kiss the back of your neck. Warm wet kisses. I then move over to your left ear
and begin to nibble on your earlobe. I run my tongue around the rim of your ear. I then take your earlobe in to my mouth and begin to suckle on it. I breathe heavily into your ear. I move my hand from your back and move them arond to your front. I go backe to kissing on the back of your neck. I run
my tongue around in small circles on the back of your neck. As I move my lips across the back of your neck and over to your right ear, my hands move up and begin to massage your breast. As I breathe heavily into your ear, I begin to caress your breast, moving my hands arround in a circle. I gently nibble on your earlobe. The whole time breathing heavily into it. You press against me and feel my 'man hood' pressing up against you. You reach back to stroke me. I begin to suckle on your earlobe. Meanwhile, my hands inch
closer to your nipples and begin to massage them. When I give them a gentle pinch I hear a subtle moan escape from your lips. I turn you around a place a kiss on your lips. I tongues search frantically for each other. I pull you close to me. I then use my tongue to trace a path from your chin to the middle of your cleavage. When my tongue gets there it forms circle. I then move over to your right breast. My tongue forms rings around your nipple. I contiune to use my other hand to massage your breast. My tongue gently grazes your nipple. I then move over to your left breast and repeat what was done to the other one. I move back over toyour right breast and begin to suck on your nipple while gently twisting your left nipple between my
fingers. I gently bite into your right nipple. You shudder a little from the pain, but you are highly aroused. I then move over to your left breast and begin to suck on that nipple. Your right nipple is covered with sailva and feels cold exposed to the evironment. I nibble on your left breast and till I feel that I it is at full attention. I then go back to nibbling on your
neck. My hands stoke you cheeks and massage your face.......

Patrick's job doesn't lend itself to this...

OMG!!!! how many times did it say nipples in that?????? LOL!!!!!

This is really not meant to be offensive in any way shape or form, but if my FH sent me that at work I'd be cracking up rather than excited ( I know he'd say exactly what he wanted in one line!!! )

OH MY

Jen,
Theres no way im gonna beat that email..

OUrs are more like, HEY HOW ABOUT I SUCK ON YOUR MARS BAR and YOU GIVE ME SOME M&MS. THEN WELL MAKE HOT HERSHEYS!!

J/K

WOAH!!!

I am honestly speechless

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Posted by Suzanne

Jen,
Theres no way im gonna beat that email..

OUrs are more like, HEY HOW ABOUT I SUCK ON YOUR MARS BAR and YOU GIVE ME SOME M&MS. THEN WELL MAKE HOT HERSHEYS!!

J/K

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LMAO!!!!!!!! and Stay&John that icon

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Posted by Suzanne

Jen,
Theres no way im gonna beat that email..

OUrs are more like, HEY HOW ABOUT I SUCK ON YOUR MARS BAR and YOU GIVE ME SOME M&MS. THEN WELL MAKE HOT HERSHEYS!!

J/K

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HAHA


Nah both of our office scan and filter emails. No way for us. We are warned here that if we recieve sexually explicit emails we must report them, if we do not report them and they find out we got one, we are then given a warning.. its gets worse from there.

I did lauch at first, but I then thought maybe he should write short stories or something.

FYI...he sent to to my hotmail account while we were at work.

Steph - woweeeeeeeeeeee

that email was hot!!

lucky...lol

I would never send anything like that at work....my company is like 'Big Brother' when it comes to e-mail - they are all over it.