F M L.com

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. F~M~L

Today, I came down with sudden diarrhea while at taekwondo practice. I discretely called my dad for a pickup, but on our way out, he told my instructor that I had to go because I was 'shitting my pants with fear'. He did this in front of all my classmates. F~M~L

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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. F~M~L

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i'd kill FH

Awww it's blocked at work! I was looking forward to it!!!

Wait! I found one that's NOT blocked. WHOO HOO!

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced “And that’s how you save someone.” Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, “And that’s how you kill a baby.”

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Posted by JLWSJC

I LOOOOVE that site. That and Texts From Last Night

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I KNOW!!! I have a system, read email, check fb, go on icanhasacheezeburger.com go through cats, dogs, news, sports, fail and failbooking. then read TFLN then F ML, then log on here... I used to go on mylifeisaverage.com ... but it started getting too repetitive.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never heard of this site...but you can bet I am will be on it from now on!!