FAV MOVIE QUOTE??

We've got no money! We've got no jobs! Our pets heads are fallen off!

Dumb & Dumber

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Posted by jeanyus27

We've got no money! We've got no jobs! Our pets heads are fallen off!

Dumb & Dumber

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I love when lloyd is walking out of the bar and hes saying 'hey, thats great....WE LANDED ON THE MOON!'

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Posted by madseason

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Posted by jeanyus27

We've got no money! We've got no jobs! Our pets heads are fallen off!

Dumb & Dumber

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I love when lloyd is walking out of the bar and hes saying 'hey, thats great....WE LANDED ON THE MOON!'

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there are so many great lines from that movie.

Whats the soup dujour? Thats the soup of the day.
MMMM that sounds delicious!

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Posted by jeanyus27

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Posted by madseason

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Posted by jeanyus27

We've got no money! We've got no jobs! Our pets heads are fallen off!

Dumb & Dumber

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I love when lloyd is walking out of the bar and hes saying 'hey, thats great....WE LANDED ON THE MOON!'

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there are so many great lines from that movie.

Whats the soup dujour? Thats the soup of the day.
MMMM that sounds delicious!

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'you sold our dead bird to a blind kid?!'

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Posted by madseason

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Posted by jeanyus27

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Posted by madseason

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Posted by jeanyus27

We've got no money! We've got no jobs! Our pets heads are fallen off!

Dumb & Dumber

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I love when lloyd is walking out of the bar and hes saying 'hey, thats great....WE LANDED ON THE MOON!'

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there are so many great lines from that movie.

Whats the soup dujour? Thats the soup of the day.
MMMM that sounds delicious!

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'you sold our dead bird to a blind kid?!'

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pretty bird, pretty bird

Another of my favorite quotes:

'Candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup'
--Elf

I love the inflection of his voice when he says 'candy corn'...always cracks me up!

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Posted by Annoulak

Another of my favorite quotes:

'Candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup'
--Elf

I love the inflection of his voice when he says 'candy corn'...always cracks me up!

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[picks up phone] 'Buddy the Elf what's your favorite color?'

'Why don't you just say it. Im a Cottonheadedninnymuggins!'

FYI - the elf he was talking to in that scene was the director of the movie and star of Christmas Story - little ralphie himself Peter Billingsly

Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean? Kick *** pool party thing.

I LOVE this one

Did you just let SCREECH in the f*cking club?

I got tons of quotes. once had a website of um..lol

here are some to start us out...

Tommy Boy
Richard (David Spade): 'Tommy, back from college in just under a decade.'
Tommy (Chris Farley): 'Hey, a lot of people go to college for seven years.'
Richard: 'Yeah, they're called doctors.'

Dead Poets Society
'We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.'

Good Will Hunting
Skylar: 'Yes, you have. You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss.'
Will: 'No, you know I'll tell ya I was hopin' to get a goodnight laid, but I'll settle for like a kiss, you know.'

Sean: 'And why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas, as you called them?' Because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a ******* bat to your head, okay? That's called loyalty.'

Braveheart
Stephen: 'The Almighty thinks he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're ******.'

Cruel Intentions
Cecile: 'This iced tea tastes funny.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.'

The Princess Bride
Buttercup: 'You mock my pain!'
Westley: 'Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.'

The Devil's Advocate
John Milton: 'Guilt is just a bag of fuckin' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.'

The Godfather
Don Corleone to Johnny Fontane: ' A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.'

Cabin Boy
Nathanial Mayweather(Chris Elliot): 'Did I mention I have an incredible crush on you?'
Trina: 'That's wonderful! I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me.'

The Wedding Singer
Robbie: 'Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.'

Clueless
CHER -'I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how
picky about my shoes and they only go on my feet.'.

CHER - (my Motto)
'I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how
picky about my shoes and they only go on my feet.'

leave the gun, take the cannoli

the godfather.............. what else??

imagine you're a deer......................... and the rest from my cousin vinny

waiter, there is too much pepper in my paprikash. but i would be proud to partake of your pecan pie. When Harry Met Sally

you consume my soul - ..................... persuasion, capt. wentworth

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Posted by Celest

Dead Poets Society
'We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.'

Good Will Hunting
Skylar: 'Yes, you have. You were hoping to get a goodnight kiss.'
Will: 'No, you know I'll tell ya I was hopin' to get a goodnight laid, but I'll settle for like a kiss, you know.'

Sean: 'And why does he hang out with those retarded gorillas, as you called them?' Because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a ******* bat to your head, okay? That's called loyalty.'

Braveheart
Stephen: 'The Almighty thinks he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're ******.'

Cruel Intentions
Cecile: 'This iced tea tastes funny.
Sebastian: It's from Long Island.'

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LOVE Good Will Hunting! For awhile I couldn't stop watching it.

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Mine is from Heat

'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.'

That was soooo my motto...til I met FH...but it still applies to everything else

'noooooo, the defense is wroooong!!!!!!!!'

from my cousin vinny...she says it w that crazy new york accent. me and my brother quote that line ALL the time.

'what do you mean i'm funny, like i'm funny how, i mean funny like i'm a clown, i amuse you? i make you laugh, i'm here to fu*kin' amuse you? what do you mean funny, funny how? how the f*ck am I funny?'

-goodfellas...that cracks me the eff up...and another one from goodfellas is right before that, the whole bit where tommy is telling the story of how he was arrested and the cop asks him for information and he says 'go f*ck your mother' and the cop knocks him out...then when he comes to, he sees the cop and he says 'what are you doin here, i thought i told you to go f*ck your mother?!'

apparently i just really like joe pesci movies.

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Posted by madseason

'You know what they say, if you can't say anything nice come sit by me.'

Olympia Dukakis as Clairee in Steel Magnolias

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Oh man...I love this one!

can it you nit.....

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory lol

Jessica from Roger Rabbit- I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way

Evil will always prevail, because good is dumb- spaceballs

as you can tell, i watch real quality movies