FH is absolutely ridiculous....

Fh is filling out a credit card app in my name and he turns to me and says:

When is your birthday? WHAT????? You dont know my f*ckin birthday? He was off by 5 days and I year, but at least he knew how to spell my mom's maiden name......LOL

The best was.....wait what is your phone number again.....I was like I talk to you a million times a day you dont know it and he is like no it is on speed dial! Out of control!

FH DEF doesn't know my phone number!!! I conditioned him to know my birthday but God forbid you ask him my middle name and he will get the deer in the headlights look!!! Ugh, MEN!

That's actually pretty funny. But I'm sure there's things about you he knows that no one else in the world does.

I love the FH 'Really? I don't remember that!' moments.

Example from a phone convo 10 minutes ago:
(background: I'm a part time NYSSMA string/orchestra judge, and I got called in to judge kids from the school district he judges in. They accidentally scheduled two of his students playing a duet into my room.)

Him: 'So you wound up giving my duet a 25 (out of 28.'
Me: '. . .yeah, I told you that at dinner.'
Him: 'Really? I don't remember that!'
Me: . . .'You don't? Really?'

UGH!!!!!!!1