FH is on my $hit list (Kinda long, sorry)

FH is away for Thanksgiving. Left for Florida on Friday.

Every year, I overnight him treats. This year, I sent Brownies, Chocolate Chip Cookies and Pumpkin Squares. All homemade and from scratch.

FMIL calls to thank me and before she gets off the phone with me, she asks FH something in Greek (i'm no fool, I've been around long enough to know she asked him if he wants to speak to me). He says 'no' and she and I hang up. Fine, he's probably busy. Then I IMed him a few minutes later:

Me: i don't get a thank you for the package??
FH: we just got it
Me: your mother called
FH: thank you you big poo, it was very nice
Me: whatever
FH: i was on the phone
FH: it all happenned the same time
Me: thats fine
FH: I got a phone call for the jetta
FH: and I was on the phone with him, the refrig guy came
Me: ok

All business bullcrapp after that. A few minutes ago, I get a text from him YELLING at me for spending so much money on the overnight fees. WTH?? A cyber 'thank you' with a 'poo' in and then yelling at me??

I responded, 'Can u just appreciate a nice gesture? it would have been nice to get a phone call thanking me & not 1 sentence in an IM & then a text yelling at me.'

He says he he yells at me every year for spending too much on the shipping. I say, 'Ok, i won't send you anything anymore.'

I'M SO FREAKING MADDDD!!!

Ok, writing that calmed me down a bit. Vent over, but still mad (sad too) OH WELL.