FH really put his foot in his mouth today...

OMGGGGG I have done that many times . I say COngrats on your baby, is it a boy or girl and they say Im not pregnant

OMG! That's why you keep your mouth shut!

Last winter in walgreens i dropped something and went to pick it up and another woman ran up and picked it up for me and said ' you shouldn't bend like that in your condition' I cried for days!

Awwww!

This happened to my best friend.. 2 times!!!!
She was so upset hahahaha
Never had it happen to me.....
But when I was pregnant I went into the eye glass place to order my new glasses and I was 9 months pregnant (I had my daughter like 4 days after I was in there) and the lady was like 'OMG you are having twins!!!!' I was like no Im not.. And she kept insisting that I was having twins... That pissed me off... I was like 'No lady, Im 9 months pregnant with ONE baby, I just got really fat ok!!!'

One time I put my foot in my mouth.

I was at a pizza shop with my sis and I turn to my sis and say in Greek 'damn that girl has a huge asss' and so she turns around and says thanks, I take that as a compliment, I turned beat red , she wasnt even Greek, I was soo embarrased

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One time I put my foot in my mouth.

I was at a pizza shop with my sis and I turn to my sis and say in Greek 'damn that girl has a huge asss' and so she turns around and says thanks, I take that as a compliment, I turned beat red , she wasnt even Greek, I was soo embarrased

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a girl did that to me, i guess she thought if shes speaking another language nobody would understand...i was out eating and she was next to me and i listened to her for a bit and then all of a sudden i just went off on her and started yelling.

Thats happened to me - I was on a cruise and the bartender said something about how I shouldn't 'drink so much with baby coming'

B***** didn't get a tip. We didn't go back to her bar for the whole week. I guess I was bloated from a big dinner and drinking too much beer.

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Posted by MPAS

One time I put my foot in my mouth.

I was at a pizza shop with my sis and I turn to my sis and say in Greek 'damn that girl has a huge asss' and so she turns around and says thanks, I take that as a compliment, I turned beat red , she wasnt even Greek, I was soo embarrased

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a girl did that to me, i guess she thought if shes speaking another language nobody would understand...i was out eating and she was next to me and i listened to her for a bit and then all of a sudden i just went off on her and started yelling.

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did you understand the language? I learned never to say things like that in public in any language!!!!

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MPAS

One time I put my foot in my mouth.

I was at a pizza shop with my sis and I turn to my sis and say in Greek 'damn that girl has a huge asss' and so she turns around and says thanks, I take that as a compliment, I turned beat red , she wasnt even Greek, I was soo embarrased

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a girl did that to me, i guess she thought if shes speaking another language nobody would understand...i was out eating and she was next to me and i listened to her for a bit and then all of a sudden i just went off on her and started yelling.

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did you understand the language? I learned never to say things like that in public in any language!!!!

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yeah it was romanian and im romanian so i understood every word she was saying...she didnt even know what to say back and was so embarassed

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MPAS

One time I put my foot in my mouth.

I was at a pizza shop with my sis and I turn to my sis and say in Greek 'damn that girl has a huge asss' and so she turns around and says thanks, I take that as a compliment, I turned beat red , she wasnt even Greek, I was soo embarrased

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a girl did that to me, i guess she thought if shes speaking another language nobody would understand...i was out eating and she was next to me and i listened to her for a bit and then all of a sudden i just went off on her and started yelling.

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did you understand the language? I learned never to say things like that in public in any language!!!!

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yeah it was romanian and im romanian so i understood every word she was saying...she didnt even know what to say back and was so embarassed

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Ohh mannnnnnn , were you like, 'what the F did you just say'

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Posted by Espo22

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Posted by MPAS

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Posted by MPAS

One time I put my foot in my mouth.

I was at a pizza shop with my sis and I turn to my sis and say in Greek 'damn that girl has a huge asss' and so she turns around and says thanks, I take that as a compliment, I turned beat red , she wasnt even Greek, I was soo embarrased

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a girl did that to me, i guess she thought if shes speaking another language nobody would understand...i was out eating and she was next to me and i listened to her for a bit and then all of a sudden i just went off on her and started yelling.

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did you understand the language? I learned never to say things like that in public in any language!!!!

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yeah it was romanian and im romanian so i understood every word she was saying...she didnt even know what to say back and was so embarassed

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Ohh mannnnnnn , were you like, 'what the F did you just say'

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no i said ' hey a**hole i know what the F*** your saying, then i went off saying i dont know what her obsession with my breast are but i dont go that way, and kept yelling at her even more and saying nasty things to her. The girl just wouldn't shut up about me it was ridiculous.

Poor FH!!!!

OH NO! That's horrible!
The other day I was sitting at work and I was wearing a kind of a big flowy shirt. Well the man that came with the food delivery was a nut and being soooo annoying...I couldn't stand him and then he leaned over and whispered how many months? I said excuse me? He said how many months preganant?

I wanted to punch him in the face! lol But I blame it on the flowy shirt I will NEVER wear again!

It isn't funny but it is because guys just don't think.

We have a friend who is sweet but not the sharpest pencil and one night we were out for a few drinks celebrating a friends bday and our other friend who had her second son about 6 weeks prior came in. Our guy friend got up immediately and gave her his seat and when she ordered a beer he told her she should hold out a few more weeks until the baby was born

He felt so bad when we told him she had the baby already.

Now if the girl was wearing a babydoll shirt it is her own fault. Those shirts should come with warning. Now I am wear them and I had one on the night we went out for drinks for our engagment and two of my guy friends insisted I had some other news to share! dumb as*es.

I didn't take it personally but still I ended up giving my sister that shirt who was 7 months pregnant at the time.

Oh no, that's horrible!! Big no no

I had my foot in my mouth a couple of weeks ago though, I was at a bridal salon helping one of my bms find her wedding dress, and this mother with her toddler came in...the toddler had a very short hair cut and a navy blue jersey on with khakis ...so me being a baby lover kept gushing 'Oh, he's so adorable!' until 5 minutes later she says 'he's a girl' OMG I wanted to die!

People really need to never ask that question. A woman I work with was asked that question twice the other day and she was in tears because she isn't.