I have stomach issues... plus I'm due for my monthly visit... so 1+2= MAJOR PAIN and discomfort...
oh, and I have a throbbing migraine...
I just want to go home and cuddle in bed with FH (who's home because he's not feeling well either)
3 more hours.... PRAY I make it!
grkbarbie
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bend over and fart it out. u had bacon
Im_My_Own_Princess
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its not gas... i know that much lol.
but that totally reminded me, yesterday fh was flipping through the channels and found a show that registered the smell of your fart.
they had one person eat meat and potatoes, one eat all veggies and one eat a bean burrito...
it was kinda gross!
grkbarbie
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omfggggggggg is it a device???
dh has this camera/machine thing for work and it detects gas..so he farted on it.. and the levels of gasses were NOT HEALTHY. the machine started beeeping!!
Im_My_Own_Princess
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it was like a vacuum gun thing. the men ate their food. then each went behind a curtain (so you could only see his silhouette) bent over and let her rip while the host held the gun thing up and ****** in the gas/smell
then it broke down what was in the gas...
i've seen this show before, but don't watch it often... fh does. i'll try and ask him what it was.
AwaitingAugust
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Posted by grkbarbie dh has this camera/machine thing for work and it detects gas..so he farted on it.. and the levels of gasses were NOT HEALTHY. the machine started beeeping!!
