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For all the girls having a bad day.... A joke!

LuvMyAlfonse Posted:

For all the girls having a bad day.... A joke!

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, ' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, ' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! 'You know, ' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? ' 'No, ' she replies. . . . '



Wait for it.



It's coming.




The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She says:


'You just happened to catch my eye.'
yelley77 Posted:

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Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, ' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, ' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! 'You know, ' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? ' 'No, ' she replies. . . . '



Wait for it.



It's coming.




The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She says:


'You just happened to catch my eye.'





lilangel369 Posted:

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LOL! .. nice one
kristi313 Posted:

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i love when jokes make me laugh out loud lol

thanks i definitely needed that!
Espo22 Posted:

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Mrs. V 2008 Posted:

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Butterfly123 Posted:

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OMG HILARIOUS!
beachbum05 Posted:

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i love it
KarinAmanda Posted:

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got me to smile
Jesses Girl Posted:

Re: For all the girls having a bad day.... A joke!


Posted by LuvMyAlfonse

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. Oh my, I am so sorry, ' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, ' she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! 'You know, ' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? ' 'No, ' she replies. . . . '



Wait for it.



It's coming.




The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


She says:


'You just happened to catch my eye.'




HAHAHA good one!
klanghan Posted:

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lol

jennandrolo Posted:

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Cutechef729 Posted:

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Ha! I did laugh out loud! It was the suspense...
bella1028 Posted:

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thats great...i loved it i feel so crappy today..i needed to laugh

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