For all those who is depresed: a little jewish humor!
Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
* You're going out?
* Yes.
* With whom?
* With a friend.
* I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
* I didn't leave him. He left me!
* You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
* I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
* I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
* There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
* What are you hinting at?
* Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
* You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
* My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
* So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
* He's not a loser.
* A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
* I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
* Poor children with such a mother.
* Such as what?
* With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
* ENOUGH !!!
* Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
* Now you're worried about the loser?
* Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
* Good-bye, mother.
* Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
* I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
* If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
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Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
* You're going out?
* Yes.
* With whom?
* With a friend.
* I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
* I didn't leave him. He left me!
* You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.
* I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
* I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
* There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
* What are you hinting at?
* Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
* You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?
* My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!
* So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
* He's not a loser.
* A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.
* I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
* Poor children with such a mother.
* Such as what?
* With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
* ENOUGH !!!
* Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
* Now you're worried about the loser?
* Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
* Good-bye, mother.
* Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
* I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
* If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
