For all you...
that have FH going on bachlor parties soon...i found this on an old post LMAO
Dear Lord,
As you know my FH is about to attend his 'last night of freedom' one last night out with 'the boys' before he's ALL mine and I have him painting the ceiling on Saturday nights and going for walks on Sunday mornings. Yes, his bachelor party is upon us.
I am not asking for you to grant me peace of mind or to keep him safe. I am not asking that the cab driver refuse to drop them off at a 'gentlemen's club.' I am not asking for the bars to run out of beer and liquor by 6 pm. I am not asking you to have him change his mind and request a nice night out with me instead. I am however asking for a miracle....
Please Lord, let all the strippers in the tri-state area come down with the flu, the measles or the chicken pox on the date of his party so that he has no other choice but to watch 12 hours of ESPN with the boys or play Madden '06 on XBOX, if you could also arrange for ESPN to play only good highlights of the JETS so that he doesn't become saddened on his happy night out with friends that'd be great as well.
Thank you. Amen.
Dear Lord,
As you know my FH is about to attend his 'last night of freedom' one last night out with 'the boys' before he's ALL mine and I have him painting the ceiling on Saturday nights and going for walks on Sunday mornings. Yes, his bachelor party is upon us.
I am not asking for you to grant me peace of mind or to keep him safe. I am not asking that the cab driver refuse to drop them off at a 'gentlemen's club.' I am not asking for the bars to run out of beer and liquor by 6 pm. I am not asking you to have him change his mind and request a nice night out with me instead. I am however asking for a miracle....
Please Lord, let all the strippers in the tri-state area come down with the flu, the measles or the chicken pox on the date of his party so that he has no other choice but to watch 12 hours of ESPN with the boys or play Madden '06 on XBOX, if you could also arrange for ESPN to play only good highlights of the JETS so that he doesn't become saddened on his happy night out with friends that'd be great as well.
Thank you. Amen.
