For all you Weight Watcher girls out there
This was shared at my meeting today and I thought it was pretty funny but very accurate!
You know you're a Weight Watcher when ..
• You stand in the aisles at the grocery store with your WW PointsFinder figuring POINTS before you buy.
• You call your family to the dinner table and instead of 'what's for dinner?' they ask 'how many points are we having?'
• Everyone at your lunch table is asking you to figure the POINTS on their lunch.
• You accidentally swallow toothpaste and wonder how many POINTS it had.
• You wonder if you should count the POINTS in Holy Communion.
• Your child says there are too many POINTS in something s/he doesn't want to eat!
• You don't want to share ANY of your food with anyone because you've measured it and know exactly how many POINTS are in it.
• You know where every public restroom is wherever you go . . . you need it after drinking all that water!
• You weigh yourself before and after the bathroom just to see how much of a difference it makes.
• You don't wear any jewelry to get weighed in, fearing it will weigh too much.
• You ask your WW leader to bring in a curtain so you can weigh-in naked.
• People at work know when your weigh in day is because you have the same outfit on that day EVERY WEEK.
• You hang your 5 pound book markers from your car antenna.
• You replace your college diploma with your 50 lb. magnet (now which one is actually tougher to achieve?).
• You take a bite and then spit it out because you realize it wasn't worth the points!
• You hold up your snacks next to your kids' and warn them that eating the wrong ones will result in their demise.
• You take a big black permanent marker and mark all the food boxes in the house with POINTS per serving.
• You also write your name and 'DO NOT TOUCH OR ELSE'.
• You take spray butter with you to the restaurant so you don't waste your points on butter.
• 'On The Side' become the 3 most uttered words in your vocabulary.
• You want to drive to Ben & Jerry's individual houses and drown them in a vat of Chunky Monkey.
• You see really overweight people and want to tell them “Join Weight Watchers – IT WORKS!!”
• You feel your collar bone/ribs/hip bones and think you need to call 911 because something must be wrong.
• The jeans that you would have never dared to put in the dryer for fear that they would not make it back over your hips ... are in there right now, as you hope to shrink them enough so they won't fall straight off!
You know you're a Weight Watcher when ..
• You stand in the aisles at the grocery store with your WW PointsFinder figuring POINTS before you buy.
• You call your family to the dinner table and instead of 'what's for dinner?' they ask 'how many points are we having?'
• Everyone at your lunch table is asking you to figure the POINTS on their lunch.
• You accidentally swallow toothpaste and wonder how many POINTS it had.
• You wonder if you should count the POINTS in Holy Communion.
• Your child says there are too many POINTS in something s/he doesn't want to eat!
• You don't want to share ANY of your food with anyone because you've measured it and know exactly how many POINTS are in it.
• You know where every public restroom is wherever you go . . . you need it after drinking all that water!
• You weigh yourself before and after the bathroom just to see how much of a difference it makes.
• You don't wear any jewelry to get weighed in, fearing it will weigh too much.
• You ask your WW leader to bring in a curtain so you can weigh-in naked.
• People at work know when your weigh in day is because you have the same outfit on that day EVERY WEEK.
• You hang your 5 pound book markers from your car antenna.
• You replace your college diploma with your 50 lb. magnet (now which one is actually tougher to achieve?).
• You take a bite and then spit it out because you realize it wasn't worth the points!
• You hold up your snacks next to your kids' and warn them that eating the wrong ones will result in their demise.
• You take a big black permanent marker and mark all the food boxes in the house with POINTS per serving.
• You also write your name and 'DO NOT TOUCH OR ELSE'.
• You take spray butter with you to the restaurant so you don't waste your points on butter.
• 'On The Side' become the 3 most uttered words in your vocabulary.
• You want to drive to Ben & Jerry's individual houses and drown them in a vat of Chunky Monkey.
• You see really overweight people and want to tell them “Join Weight Watchers – IT WORKS!!”
• You feel your collar bone/ribs/hip bones and think you need to call 911 because something must be wrong.
• The jeans that you would have never dared to put in the dryer for fear that they would not make it back over your hips ... are in there right now, as you hope to shrink them enough so they won't fall straight off!
