okay, before i begin... i just realized, during the week of my honeymoon i'm not going to be able to post these or even LOOK them up.. GEEZ, expect an overload when i get back lol
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips... ---
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate. ---
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would he be offended if i told him that 'national coming out day' is october 11. thats subtle enough right? ---
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings ---
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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight. ---
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume... --------
Today, after a promotion at work, my new manager made me reset my password for a website we use. To do so, I had to answer the secret question I’d set two years prior. The question was 'What is your favorite activity?' The answer I had to type out in front of my manager was 'Drinking.' FML ---
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML ---
Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between 'may cause stomach upset' and 'you will crap yourself as you have an ****** while having sex with your boyfriend.' FML
Becca2010
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THESE ARE AWESOMEEEEEEEEE
AwaitingAugust
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first one's cute ... i like how the kitties' tails are forming a heart
latinaj
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
