For I'm My Own Princess...and a bunch of others
PLEASE DON’T SHOOT THE SEATING COMMITTEE
Any dinner becomes less sweet
When someone “beefs” about their seat
We’d like to say it’s quite a task
To please you people when you ask,
We’ll praise the day that some inventor
Will plan a ballroom all “dead center”
You ask to sit with Jack and Mabel
Yet find they’re at another table,
Removed by far a mile or two
And they’re supposed to sit with you
Believed us, its quite a job
To seat “God Bless Us” such a mob
And if we have failed to meet the test
Honest, we tried to do our best
So good or bad, our job is done
And now we’d like to have some fun!!!
Any dinner becomes less sweet
When someone “beefs” about their seat
We’d like to say it’s quite a task
To please you people when you ask,
We’ll praise the day that some inventor
Will plan a ballroom all “dead center”
You ask to sit with Jack and Mabel
Yet find they’re at another table,
Removed by far a mile or two
And they’re supposed to sit with you
Believed us, its quite a job
To seat “God Bless Us” such a mob
And if we have failed to meet the test
Honest, we tried to do our best
So good or bad, our job is done
And now we’d like to have some fun!!!
