A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
Mother, where do babies come from?
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommys vagina. Thats how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend.
Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddys penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?
Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.
cindyandkevin
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Love it!!!!!!!!!
BellaEyes
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That's cute
N.Y.bride
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CLMon7906
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that will make for good practice for ya'!
Mrs. dleeny
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that will make for good practice for ya'!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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JanuaryBride06
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Dude, DH really really owes me!
SuzBride
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Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dude, DH really really owes me!
I was thinking that! I accept backpay in the form of cash, lattes and backrubs - as well as clothing, handbags and puppies
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Posted by SuzBride
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Dude, DH really really owes me!
I was thinking that! I accept backpay in the form of cash, lattes and backrubs - as well as clothing, handbags and puppies
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jes81276
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OMG!
hsacks23r
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LOL
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Maybride07
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Posted by SuzBride
Posted by JanuaryBride06
Dude, DH really really owes me!
I was thinking that! I accept backpay in the form of cash, lattes and backrubs - as well as clothing, handbags and puppies
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Posted by CLMon7906
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that will make for good practice for ya'!
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Posted by cindyandkevin
Love it!!!!!!!!!
Didnt think anyone would like the joke (find it a lil distasteful). It didnt go over so well in the other room.....
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My friends boyfriend's mom told us this joke a few weeks ago - too funny!
