fortuneoff fight!!!!Verrrrrrrrry LONG

VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY LONG! and rambly(i just let the typing fly!)
OK so the day after xmas i ventured to fortuneoff with my mother...NEVER AGAIN

first of all they have only one entrance and everyone massed and pushed through this one door....can we say fire hazard...then there were woman there with carriages and their lil babies!! OK now I hope no one on here was one of these ladies but I was so nervous the lil babies would get knocked over!

Ok well anyway...we get downstairs and people are grabbing and yelling and blocking aisles it was a mad house. All I got were baseball like ornaments mets and yankees, it is all i really wanted. SO there were no lines really yet so we fig lets get the hell outta here.

Ok so here is where it starts....
There were the caution tape set up so the lines can zig zag around like the how it is at great adventure....ok well this fat guy was like ripping the caution tape and not following the zigzag cuz there wasnt many people on line...this poor fortuneoff employee guy was running to tie the tape up so i saw him and i smiled and said 'dont worry i am following the lines' he smiled back and was like 'thanks'
SO! as I followed the lines I saw a woman BEHIND us go under the tape and go in front of me!

WELL! I was like and i quote 'ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME!' Now if she was truly in front of me to begin with she would have no idea i was talking to her. She turns around and says ...in an accented voice (which i wasnt sure where she was from not that it matters but it added to the aggravation of trying to understand her...i am not trying to be mean to people who are ESL but it just added to my aggravation) 'I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU THE WHOLE TIME!' I just started yelling 'HELLS NO!' but really i dont care if she was infront of me there was like no line really but it was just the whole point! Then she says 'IT IS ONLY ONE PERSON NOW IN FRONT OF YOU!!!' So I started going nuts! I was shaking I was so annoyed by this woman. SO then I had all the stuff I wanted to buy in my hands my mom was not getting anything..the woman for some reason starting arguing with my mom..my mom had no idea why she was argueing with her so as they were argueing i went under the rope and cut her!!! HA! I thought to myself.
As the woman was yelling at my mom my mom said 'Lady I dont care what you are syaing my daughter is where she wants to be!' My mom said I was so quick to cut her my mom didnt realize where i had went until just then. THe woman was in awe! THen the woman comes over to me and was like 'MERRY XMAS' My reply was 'CHRISTMAS IS OVER!'

O my god I have so much xmas spirit and kindness I really do..for people who know me I am really nice to others...but this lady was soooooooo wicked and nasty that I wasnt letting this go! I couldnt believe I did that usually I will just complain and not do anything..WEll not today! ESPECIALLY WHEN I WATCHED HER CUT ME THEN HAVE HER TELL ME SHE WAS ALWAYS AHEAD OF ME!!! AND THAT IS WAS ONLY ONE PERSON! OMG

ARE PEOPLE fFOR REAL!!!

I can laugh now though

PS I RAN INTO THE WOMAN IN FINE GIFTS I SHE SAID ANYTHING TO ME OR CAME NEAR ME I WAS GOING TO WANT TO SHOVE HER I WAS SO AGGRAVATED!