Found Out Something Interesting About Jerry and Bachelorette...

Okay...you have to be an insane Real World fan from a few years back but who remembers when RW went Back To New York? Remember Real World Lori? Remember when she walked by Harry Winston every day and got up the nerve to ask the cute doorman out and ended up getting to spend the day trying on jewelry? But then the cutie told her he had a girlfriend? THAT WAS JERRY!!!

I guess the entire show is completely set up...Aw...I'm a dork and actually thought it all might be true but come on! I heard it on E Online!!!!!

Oh, wait so are you saying that she met him before and she asked him out, but he turned her down? And then on the Bachelorette she told him NO!
Did she ever say that she met him before on the show?
Also, that means the bachelorette was on tow reality shoes right?

Sorry for all the questions, I didn't look at too many episodes of the Bachelorette.
I'm more of an Amazing Race and Survivor Type of Girl. Well, I like American Top Model and Apprentice too....

i knew there was a reason i was so into him...ive seen him before and he was such a cutie!!!


Wait! did he go to harry winston to get Jens ring this season??? or was that another store?

he he ...i actually found this recap of that episode online!! im such a real world dork!


'Cut to Coral and Lori scouring the streets looking for a new specimen to date when suddenly, they spot a gorgeous guy working the door at a jewelry store. Lori wanted to go talk to him, but she was apprehensive. So Coral 'triple dog dared her' to go talk to him. Excuse me, but 'triple dog dare you?' Don't people stop saying that when they're, like, 9? What's next? Will Coral challenge Lori to a game of Cat's Cradle? Loser has to go get the hot boy's digits? Please. These two need to grow up. Seriously, the whole scene was more annoying to watch than a spray-on hair infomercial.

Lori finally decided to go talk to Jerry, the jewelry store doorman. Frankly, that sounds like a bad character from Saturday Night Live, but I digress. Lori said, 'I've seen you a lot' and Jerry said, 'I've seen you too,' and then Lori left. She got nothing accomplished. Please. I've seen one-armed, blind midgets on Jerry Springer making more progress with their 'secret crushes' than Lori made with this doorman.

After the commercial break, Lori decided to stalk... oh, ahem, walk by Jerry the Jewelry Store Doorman one more time. This time, Lori said, 'You're the doorman! You lure people in!' Har har har! That's a regular knee-slapper. Lori is a lot of things, but funny is not one of them. Popular comedians all over this fine world were dropping dead, just so they could roll over in their graves. Anyway, Jerry invited her to come back tomorrow for a 'tour' of the jewelry store. Wow, that sure does sound rivoting. 'This is a door. And this is a counter. This is a wall. And this is the million-dollar necklace that is worth more than your head in gold.'

The next day (that's about 2 seconds in Real World time), Lori went back to the jewelry store AGAIN. As soon as Jerry saw her, he immediately hid his face under his jacket. Was he checking to see if he smelled, or was he as frightened as I was by the hideous dress Lori was wearing? The choice is yours. In any event, he said he 'picked the worst possible day' for Lori to come for a tour, and then pushed her out into oncoming traffic in hopes she would get hit by a bus. Lori STILL didn't get the hint, and asked when she could come back. He told her to come back tomorrow. Gee, you think she'll go back tomorrow?

At work, Lori announced that she was 'such a dork!' No one disagreed. Nicole told Lori that she had to ask if Jerry-Jer was married. Cut to some stock footage of New York City, with Lori screaming 'NOOOO!' in the background. I couldn't tell if she was perplexed about Jerry, or if she had just gotten a whiff of Mike's earlier bathroom venture.

The next day, Lori went back AGAIN to see Jerry. She finally got her tour of the jewelry store. This was some rivoting footage, I'll tell ya. Three whole minutes of Jerry putting jewelry on her. Taking jewelry off her. Lori staring at Jerry. Jerry hiding from Lori. And then, in comes some random guy explaining where all the jewelry that Lori was trying on came from. He said, 'This was the cross Madonna wore on her wedding day. This here is the bracelet OJ was wearing when he killed his wife. Over here is the pinky ring worn by Dennis Franz the very day he bared his hairy *** to the public. And on your shirt, take note of the pin we randomly found in John Goodman's unflushed toilet.' Dis-gusting.

After the jewelry tour, Lori asked Jerry to go out that night. He looked more stressed out than Captian Hook the day his doctor told him he had jock itch, and said tonight was a 'bad night.' Lori STILL didn't get the hint, and asked if she could give him her phone number. He finally admitted that he was 'practically married.' Practically married? There's no such thing. Either you're married or you're not. It's like being a 'little bit pregnant.' It just can't happen.
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sorry for hijacking the thread...i was just amazed to recall all of this....i forgot what a jerk he was...and to think i felt bad for him last week