What was your worst or funniest sex experience?This is for you luvabul
Mine would have to be my first time it lasted 3minutes and he ended it by screaming Bang , Bang, Bang
ETA: It doesnt have to be with fh shhhh we wont tell
Christys0925
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LOL I need to hear more. Someone has to have more funny stories
iBCraZ131
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I think the funniest was when FH and I were still in High School and had no where to go that we decided to go to a local school park near his house to get it on. It happened to start raining and we were completely soaked and naked. All of a sudden a cop pulls up (because he saw my car in the parking lot of the school he was patrolling) and shines the light on us. We got as much clothes on as possible and I had stuffed my underwear and bra into my pants and FH had done the same with his boxers and we were just sitting there trying to come up with a good reason why we were in the park in the rain. Not terrible but still pretty embarrassing!
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Posted by Christys0925
OK probably way TMI, but anyway. Me and my ex were going at it. Doggie style. He was going a little to hard and my head went under the headboard and got stuck. I did not want to kill the moment. it eventually came out. The as he continued my head hit the headboard so hard, I blacked out. I came to and this a$$ was still going at it. LOL
MY FACE IS KILLING ME!
diva7531
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I am dying over here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Becks526
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I wish I had stories this good, but I don't. When I was in college, my boyfriend at the time was an RA and his room was right above another RAs room. There were tile floors. At the end of the year banquet, the RA in the room below us was like, 'you guys sure like to move furniture around late at night.' Embarassing at the time, but really pretty tame.
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One of the funniest was only last week. We put the kids to bed and when we were sure they were sleeping we started to ... ya know..
Suddenly Noah (my 3 year old) yells from the other room 'MOMMY! ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU SICK?'
Mood effectively ruined.
But I did laugh. A lot.
Rscaduto
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these are great !! I am PMSing and this is making me happy :) Thanks girls LOL
diva7531
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Posted by rojerono
One of the funniest was only last week. We put the kids to bed and when we were sure they were sleeping we started to ... ya know..
Suddenly Noah (my 3 year old) yells from the other room 'MOMMY! ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU SICK?'
Mood effectively ruined.
But I did laugh. A lot.
Very similar, my daughter thought someone was hurting me!!!
bettybcafe
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Posted by diva7531
Posted by rojerono
One of the funniest was only last week. We put the kids to bed and when we were sure they were sleeping we started to ... ya know..
Suddenly Noah (my 3 year old) yells from the other room 'MOMMY! ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU SICK?'
Mood effectively ruined.
But I did laugh. A lot.
Very similar, my daughter thought someone was hurting me!!!
vmystique33
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Posted by rojerono
One of the funniest was only last week. We put the kids to bed and when we were sure they were sleeping we started to ... ya know..
Suddenly Noah (my 3 year old) yells from the other room 'MOMMY! ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU SICK?'