friday funnies suck ed.. but here are some TFLN (and FML)
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was 'To Go' over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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(302):
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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(417):
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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(754):
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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(402):
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: 'These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom' Love you too momma
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Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled 'Extreme Girl Nerd'. With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
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Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my 'silent but deadly' smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was 'To Go' over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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(302):
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
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(417):
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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(754):
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
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(402):
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: 'These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom' Love you too momma
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Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled 'Extreme Girl Nerd'. With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML
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Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my 'silent but deadly' smelled like it might actually kill. FML
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