Friday Joke of the day
Had to share this joke with all of you....I got a kick out of it.
This woman brings her half paralyzed parrot to the vet. The doctor examines Polly and says, 'I'm sorry miss, but Polly is gone.' The woman says, 'No, are you sure?' Upon that there is a knock at the door and a beautiful black labrador comes in, puts his paws on the parrot, sniffs it up and down, barks and walks out of the room. Then there is another knock at the door and a cat walks into the room, hops up on the table and sniffs the parrot up and down, meows and walks out of the room. The doctor then turns to the woman and says, 'I'm sorry miss, but Polly is definitely dead'. He turns around to his computer and prints out a bill for $150 and gives it to the woman. '$150 to tell me my parrot is dead!' screams the woman. The doctor replied, 'Well if you had taken my word for it it would have been $20 but with the lab report and cat scan........'
HAAAAAAAAAAA!![]()
This woman brings her half paralyzed parrot to the vet. The doctor examines Polly and says, 'I'm sorry miss, but Polly is gone.' The woman says, 'No, are you sure?' Upon that there is a knock at the door and a beautiful black labrador comes in, puts his paws on the parrot, sniffs it up and down, barks and walks out of the room. Then there is another knock at the door and a cat walks into the room, hops up on the table and sniffs the parrot up and down, meows and walks out of the room. The doctor then turns to the woman and says, 'I'm sorry miss, but Polly is definitely dead'. He turns around to his computer and prints out a bill for $150 and gives it to the woman. '$150 to tell me my parrot is dead!' screams the woman. The doctor replied, 'Well if you had taken my word for it it would have been $20 but with the lab report and cat scan........'
HAAAAAAAAAAA!
