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Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings!
The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.
'Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
Q. Why do men name their penises?
A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.
'Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
