Fun Joke
Mrs. Jenkins comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who lives with a
female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her
more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, 'I know
what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. u don't
suppose she took it, do you?' Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote: > >Dear Mama, I'm not saying that
you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did
not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner. > >Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which
read: > >Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by
now. > >Love, Mama.
Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...
female roommate Vikki. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been
suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her
more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than
met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, 'I know
what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Vikki came to Anthony saying, 'Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. u don't
suppose she took it, do you?' Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote: > >Dear Mama, I'm not saying that
you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did
not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you
were here for dinner. > >Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama,
which
read: > >Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Vikki, and I'm
not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by
now. > >Love, Mama.
Lesson of the day ..... Don't Lie to Your Mother...
