Funniest gift you received at your shower...

omg this is cracking me up

I got an anonymous gift - a game called 'Let's F*ck' ... which I did not unwrap all the way or hold up

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Posted by NapaValleyGirl

I got this too! lol.

I got Macaweenies & cheese too!

Oh and a bible from Fh's aunt.

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Imagine we got the high heel cake server from the same person?

The bible, that's a very different gift!

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Fh's aunt is VERY religious! She wasn't at the shower..
My family is RAUNCHY..so my BP had given me one piece of lingerie for each night of the HM..it came with a poem they read aloud. Well, my family got started on the bible--'you can wear the leopard print on Tuesday night and read the bible in bed to FH' 'make sure you rbing the bible to bed every night' 'are you allowed to wear a red nightie and read the bible?' Oh Man..they were hilarious! It was all on tape- since we had a video camera set up. I told FH we have to make sure his aunt NEVER sees that!

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Posted by KK Holiday

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Posted by SB7308

a gift card to california pizza kitchen....
I have 20000000 things on my regsitry and you couldnt find 1 thing???

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thats WEIRDDDDDD

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i mean we love CPK, but i didnt need a g/c as a shower gift!!!!!

umm the lingerie from my mom made me

but the weirdest/funniest gift was from one of my sorority sisters- she gave me an arbonne basket of spa products- she sells the stuff & when she first started selling it she used me as a guinea pig for the presentation- she said that the arbonne beauty products get into your DNA it probably didnt get into my dna, but it did give me a nasty rash on face! so when my mom saw the basket- she literally screamed you cant use that- dont you remember what happened

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Posted by futuremrsfab

umm the lingerie from my mom made me

but the weirdest/funniest gift was from one of my sorority sisters- she gave me an arbonne basket of spa products- she sells the stuff & when she first started selling it she used me as a guinea pig for the presentation- she said that the arbonne beauty products get into your DNA it probably didnt get into my dna, but it did give me a nasty rash on face! so when my mom saw the basket- she literally screamed you cant use that- dont you remember what happened

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OMG! Stay away from that stuff!!!

My DH's aunt gave me a case of paper towels and a case of toilet paper..I was so confused when i unwrapped them..

Wierd!

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Posted by Amy51708

My DH's aunt gave me a case of paper towels and a case of toilet paper..I was so confused when i unwrapped them..

Wierd!

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DH's brother got us corn holders for the wishing well

This thread is making me crack up.

i would say the lingerie hands down not that i find that funny i found it funny & weird when all the male waiters and men at the bar started whistling and clapping when I held it up guess it wasnt in a private area after all

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Posted by mariaobride

i would say the lingerie hands down not that i find that funny i found it funny & weird when all the male waiters and men at the bar started whistling and clapping when I held it up guess it wasnt in a private area after all

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I totally know the feeling. My conservative Filipina mother was screaming 'PUT IT ON' everytime I got something.


I was like 'MA, Lay off the champagne punch!'

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Posted by NapaValleyGirl

'MA, Lay off the champagne punch!'

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You just made my day.

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Posted by NapaValleyGirl

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Posted by mariaobride

i would say the lingerie hands down not that i find that funny i found it funny & weird when all the male waiters and men at the bar started whistling and clapping when I held it up guess it wasnt in a private area after all

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I totally know the feeling. My conservative Filipina mother was screaming 'PUT IT ON' everytime I got something.


I was like 'MA, Lay off the champagne punch!'

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i was the opposite i was trying to be funny and i was holding the lingerie up against me showing off then i realized i had a male audience - party was over from there

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Posted by NapaValleyGirl

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Posted by mariaobride

i would say the lingerie hands down not that i find that funny i found it funny & weird when all the male waiters and men at the bar started whistling and clapping when I held it up guess it wasnt in a private area after all

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I totally know the feeling. My conservative Filipina mother was screaming 'PUT IT ON' everytime I got something.


I was like 'MA, Lay off the champagne punch!'

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i didn't get any funny gifts, unfortunately.

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I totally know the feeling. My conservative Filipina mother was screaming 'PUT IT ON' everytime I got something.


I was like 'MA, Lay off the champagne punch!'

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i was the opposite i was trying to be funny and i was holding the lingerie up against me showing off then i realized i had a male audience - party was over from there

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When my mother told me to put it on, I put the underwear on my head...

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Posted by mariaobride

i would say the lingerie hands down not that i find that funny i found it funny & weird when all the male waiters and men at the bar started whistling and clapping when I held it up guess it wasnt in a private area after all

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That's right, that was you! That's funny...and cute!

My BMs got me a big basket of naughty things...and one thing was a vibrator! She made sure she held it up and said it was for when my FH goes away hunting!

i was the opposite i was trying to be funny and i was holding the lingerie up against me showing off then i realized i had a male audience - party was over from there

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When my mother told me to put it on, I put the underwear on my head...

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too funny

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Posted by Gigi08

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Posted by mariaobride

i would say the lingerie hands down not that i find that funny i found it funny & weird when all the male waiters and men at the bar started whistling and clapping when I held it up guess it wasnt in a private area after all

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That's right, that was you! That's funny...and cute!

My BMs got me a big basket of naughty things...and one thing was a vibrator! She made sure she held it up and said it was for when my FH goes away hunting!

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oh no way