funny!
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a
cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at
least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the
meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: 'This
is a woman. We can judge these peopled held women in high esteem. You
can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey so,
they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The
next
drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.' Even
further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
if
a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the
sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man
stood up in the back of the room and said, 'Idiots, Hebrew is read from
right to left......
It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The A$$ On That Woman!'
cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at
least three thousand years old!
The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and
archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.
They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the
meaning of the markings.
The President of the society pointed to first drawing and said: 'This
is a woman. We can judge these peopled held women in high esteem. You
can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey so,
they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The
next
drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.' Even
further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that
if
a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food from the
sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they
were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man
stood up in the back of the room and said, 'Idiots, Hebrew is read from
right to left......
It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The A$$ On That Woman!'
