Funny
(Sorry for all the caps, but I cut and pasted from my e-mail.)
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET WHERE A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVES AT HIM
AND SAYS “HELLO.” HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, AND BEING SO BEAUTIFUL, HE WOULD REMEMBER HER. SO HE ASKS HER, 'DO YOU KNOW ME?'
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES 'I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.' NOW
HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE
AND SAYS, “MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I
LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY *** WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?”
TO WHICH SHE REPLIED, 'NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER.'
A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET WHERE A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVES AT HIM
AND SAYS “HELLO.” HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM, AND BEING SO BEAUTIFUL, HE WOULD REMEMBER HER. SO HE ASKS HER, 'DO YOU KNOW ME?'
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES 'I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.' NOW
HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE
AND SAYS, “MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I
LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY *** WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?”
TO WHICH SHE REPLIED, 'NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER.'
