FUNNY
> Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
> > >> > > faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
> over-enthusiastic
> > >> > > on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
> > >> > > they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > One of
> > >> > > them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
> take
> > >> > > off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing
> > >> > > a
> rather
> > >> > > expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
> > >> > > was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
> wreath
> > >> > > with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
> > >> > > After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
> The next
> > >> > > day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
> > >> > > normally
> sweet
> > >> > > and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
> > >> > > the
> other
> > >>
> > >> > > husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
> starting
> > >> > > to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!'
> > >> > >
> > >> > > That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with
> > >> > > a
> card
> > >> > > stuck to her *** that said.....
> > >> > > 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
> > >> > > faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten
> over-enthusiastic
> > >> > > on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home
> > >> > > they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > One of
> > >> > > them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
> take
> > >> > > off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing
> > >> > > a
> rather
> > >> > > expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
> > >> > > was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a
> wreath
> > >> > > with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
> > >> > > After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.
> The next
> > >> > > day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
> > >> > > normally
> sweet
> > >> > > and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned
> > >> > > the
> other
> > >>
> > >> > > husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm
> starting
> > >> > > to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!'
> > >> > >
> > >> > > That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with
> > >> > > a
> card
> > >> > > stuck to her *** that said.....
> > >> > > 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'
