funny
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said: 'NO!'.
And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis,
always had a clean house, never had to cook, did
whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money,
and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the
theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie
that went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried
or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and
was pleasant all the time.
The End !
The girl said: 'NO!'.
And the girl lived happily ever after
and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis,
always had a clean house, never had to cook, did
whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money,
and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the
theater, never watched sports, never wore lacy lingerie
that went up her ***, had high self esteem, never cried
or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and
was pleasant all the time.
The End !
