FUNNY!!

A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta where a woman can go
to choose from among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five
> floors with men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend.
>
> However, there is a catch. You’re only allowed in the building once.
Once you open the door to any floor you must choose a man from that floor.
If you go up a floor you can’t go back down except to exit the building.
>
> So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the
first floor the sign on the door says:
>
> Floor: 1
> These men have jobs and love kids.
> The woman reads the sign.
> “Well that’s better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I
wonder what’s up further?”
> So she goes up.
>
> The second floor sign says:
>
> Floor: 2
> These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely
good-looking.
> “Hmmm, better,” says the woman. “But I wonder what’s up further?”
>
> The third floor sign says:
>
> Floor: 3
> These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking, and help with the housework.
> “Wow,” says the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there’s more further up!”
> And so again, she goes up.
>
> The fourth floor sign says:
>
> Floor: 4
> These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
“Oh, mercy me.” (That’s how women talk in Georgia) “But just think, what must be awaiting me further up?”
> So up to the fifth floor she goes.
>
> The fifth floor sign says:
>
> Floor 5:
> This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank
> you for shopping. Have a nice day!