funny

My mom just called me on my cell and said 'Don't come downstairs unless you tell us first.'

My Dad mysteriously stayed home from work today (he never really takes off w/o a purpose like putting the pool up or taking my mom to a doc or w/e)...when I asked him why...he said something like 'I have to resurrect my hats...'

Items are FLYING off my registry

I just called to say I'm coming down in 5 minutes...I hear doors slamming, frantic scrambling

my shower is SO this weekend. there is no doubt in my mind anymore

RESURRECT HIS HATS????

W T F DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?????

LMAO!!!!!!!!

And...

lmfao @ resurrect my hats!


and yeah it definitely sounds like ur shower is this weekend! yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfaoooo @ resurrect his hats!!!!!!

omg your shower is soooon! yayyayyayay!

and woooohooooo for your shower