funny bp t-shirts...need a little help

everyone in my bp has a great sense of humor and i wanted to do a little different from the bp t-shirts that are very popular right now.

i have come up with some funny things to print on their shirts, but i still need some help.

this is what i have so far.....

Bride: 'caution: another bridezilla attack in ___ seconds'

Groom: 'help me!!!' or 'did i agree to this??!!' or 'under new management'

Best Man: 'give me money or i'll tell the bride what you did' or 'can you help me with my speach?'

Matron of Honor: 'maid of horror'

Bridesmaids (i have two): 'bride's maid'

Jr Bridesmaids (i have two): 'jr. brideslave'

Flower Girls (i have two): 'flower girl... the real star of the wedding' or 'prima donna'

Ring Bearer: 'keeper of the bling'

Groomsmen (i have three): 'for bachelor party video, see me after the rehearsal' or 'please don't let me catch the garter' or 'i'm only here for the beer'

Father of Bride: 'take my daughter, please' (this one i stole from here)

i still don't have anything for FATHER OF GROOM, MOTHER OF BRIDE, OR SON OF BRIDE.

i would also love some help in choosing for the ones that have more than one choice.

i could also use help with another idea for MOH

please help.

i'd like to get these printed this weekend

tia

Mother of the Bride: 'Pass the Tissues'

Father of the Groom: that is a tough one... 'He's got my DNA' or 'The Original Mr. (your married name)' I don't know that's the best I can do!!

Flower Girl... I love yours- how about 'Bridezilla in Training'

Son of the Bride: 'Son of Momzilla'



Ok what I once thought was a cretaive mind has failed me... that's all I got- SORRY! Hopefully some other brides have more marbles upstairs!

you say that you're not creative.. but those are real good.

the only thing left is that i'm still not too happy with my MOH choice. i'd like something less 'mean' for her, but i'm drawing a blank

thank you for your help

Those are great!! and to think i was going to simple shirts ha are they in for a surprise

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Posted by libby2595

Groom: 'under new management'

Best Man: 'give me money or i'll tell the bride what you did'

Flower Girls (i have two): 'flower girl... the real star of the wedding'

Ring Bearer: 'keeper of the bling'

Groomsmen (i have three): 'for bachelor party video, see me after the rehearsal' or 'please don't let me catch the garter' or 'i'm only here for the beer'

i still don't have anything for FATHER OF GROOM, MOTHER OF BRIDE, OR SON OF BRIDE.

tia

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Those are the ones I like for the ones that had more than one choice....and the groomsmen one...i like them all so I say give them each a different one

I love this one for the MOB
Mother of the Bride: 'Pass the Tissues'

Father of the Groom: 'And the legacy lives on!!!'

Son of the Bride: Maybe you could do a play on 'three's company' here?


Not that creative...week of papers...but jsut watned to let you know what i liked!!!

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Posted by Chrissywish

Father of the Groom: 'And the legacy lives on!!!'

Son of the Bride: Maybe you could do a play on 'three's company' here?

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i like those. thanks

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Posted by libby2595

everyone in my bp has a great sense of humor and i wanted to do a little different from the bp t-shirts that are very popular right now.

i have come up with some funny things to print on their shirts, but i still need some help.

this is what i have so far.....

Bride: 'caution: another bridezilla attack in ___ seconds'

Groom: 'help me!!!' or 'did i agree to this??!!' or 'under new management'

Best Man: 'give me money or i'll tell the bride what you did' or 'can you help me with my speach?'

Matron of Honor: 'maid of horror'

Bridesmaids (i have two): 'bride's maid'

Jr Bridesmaids (i have two): 'jr. brideslave'

Flower Girls (i have two): 'flower girl... the real star of the wedding' or 'prima donna'

Ring Bearer: 'keeper of the bling'

Groomsmen (i have three): 'for bachelor party video, see me after the rehearsal' or 'please don't let me catch the garter' or 'i'm only here for the beer'

Father of Bride: 'take my daughter, please' (this one i stole from here)

i still don't have anything for FATHER OF GROOM, MOTHER OF BRIDE, OR SON OF BRIDE.

i would also love some help in choosing for the ones that have more than one choice.

i could also use help with another idea for MOH

please help.

i'd like to get these printed this weekend

tia

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i don't have any new ideas, but i do like 'pass the tissues' for the mother of the bride

out of your choices for the GM, i like 'i'm only here for the beer'

and out of your choices for the groom, i like 'under new management'

you girls are very creative!!! i love it!!!

How about for MOH...

what happens in (wherever your bachelorette party was), stays in (wherever your bachelorette party was).

I know... soooo original, right? lol

Dad: 'Warning! Father of a bridezilla', 'My daughter is getting hitched, I am broked!'

Mom: 'Mom of a bridezilla'

Groom: 'Will she say yes?',

Or the whole family

Dadzilla
Momzilla
Groomsmomzilla
Groomsdadzilla
Bridesmaidzilla
Jr. Bridemaidzilla

Bridesmaids- Bride's biatch- LOL

My friends would find that funny because we always call each other that...

Where are you putting the sayings? are you adding the roles??


I was thinking maybe the saying on the front and the role on the back? or leave role off??

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Posted by Soon2BeMrs

Where are you putting the sayings? are you adding the roles??


I was thinking maybe the saying on the front and the role on the back? or leave role off??

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saying on front, role on back