Funny Facts:

> TRUE Facts ­ some repeats, some new.
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> > 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to
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> your house faster than an ambulance.
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> > 2. Only in America......are there
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> handicap parking places in front of a
> skating rink.
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> > 3. Only in America......do drugstores
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> make the sick walk all the way to the
> back of the store to get their
> prescriptions while healthy people can buy
> cigarettes at the front.
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> > 4. Only in America......do people order
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> double cheeseburgers, large fries,
> and a diet coke.
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> > 5. Only in America......do banks leave
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> both doors open and then chain the
> pens to the counters.
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> > 6. Only in America......do we leave cars
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> worth thousands of dollars in the
> driveway and put our useless junk in the
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> garage.
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> > 7. Only in America......do we use
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> answering machines to screen calls and
> then have call waiting so we won't miss a
> call from someone we didn't want
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> to talk to in the first place.
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> > 8. Only in America......do we buy hot
> dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> packages of eight.
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> > 9. Only in America......do we use the
>
> word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
> 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
> 'tics' meaning 'blood****ing creatures'.
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> > 10. Only in America......do they have
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> drive-up ATM machines with Braille
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> lettering.