Funny har har....

> 'Hello?' 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near
> the phone?'
>
>
> 'No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom
> With Uncle Paul.'
>
>
> < BR>> After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you
> haven't got an Uncle Paul.'
>
>

>
> 'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room
> with Mommy, right now.'
>
>

>
>
> Brief Pause.
>
>
>
> 'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put
> the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
> door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's
> car just pulled into the driveway.' 'Okay Daddy,
> just a minute.'
>

>
> A few minutes later the little girl comes back to
> the phone. 'I did it, Daddy.'
>
>
>
>
> 'And what happened honey?' he asked.
>
>
> 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed
> with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
>
>
>
> Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> dress er and now she isn't moving at all
>
>
>
> 'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
>
>
>
> 'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
> He was all scared and he jumped out of the back
> window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.
>

>
>
> He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
>

>
>
> ***Long Pause***
>
>
>
>
> ***Longer Pause***
>
>
> ***Even Longer Pause***
>
>
> Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? . . .
>
>
> Is this 486-5713?

OMG!

WOW, that was different!!!!!!!!!

whoa!

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
>
> 'Not yet,' said the little boy.
>
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off, so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a
>chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs, he
>kicks a pig.
>
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
>
> 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
>
> 'Well,' hi s mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
>
>I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
>
>I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
>
>and says,
>
>
>'You gonna tell him or should I?'