FUNNY HILARY JOKE
A stockbroker, on his way home from work in NY City, came to a dead halt
in
> traffic and thought to himself, 'Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
> Nothing's even moving.'
> He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
> cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, 'Officer what's the hold up?'
> The officer replies, 'Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all the
> New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her
motorcade
> in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse herself in
> gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around
on
> her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about the
presidency
> in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her.'
> The broker asks 'Oh really? How much have you got so far?'
> The officer replies 'About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
> siphoning.'
in
> traffic and thought to himself, 'Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual.
> Nothing's even moving.'
> He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of
> cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, 'Officer what's the hold up?'
> The officer replies, 'Hillary Clinton is just so depressed about all the
> New Yorkers making her the butt of so many jokes, she stopped her
motorcade
> in the middle of the freeway and she's threatening to douse herself in
> gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around
on
> her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about the
presidency
> in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her.'
> The broker asks 'Oh really? How much have you got so far?'
> The officer replies 'About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still
> siphoning.'
