Funny idiot story by me

develop them
then u will have to cut them from the neck down to show your hairdresser

i wanna see wacky post!

OMG THRILLED!!!

You definatly beat me on idiot stuff

I just finished reading the threat, you girls have me laughing soooo hard.

What do I have to do? Send you the camera its a cheap disposable.

Heres anohter idiot story.
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'We went to Cancun for Spring Break and we were hanging in the room, when I heard my favorite Merengue song at the time.
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'Anyway I jumped off the bed to go to the balcony to see which hotel was having the party any how

I slid across the room on the damp tiles, fell on the floor and

see for yourself



I kicked the sliding glass door of the frame and sent it out to the balcony.

'It was f*&*&^ hysterical

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BRB GOTTA PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have tears rolling down my face.....Wacky will you entertain & do standup for us at the next GTG?

Thank you, thank you

Got more???? Please?????

Ask Chip and Erox they seem to have some good ones

I have the usual bowling ball going backwards during league bowling

walking into glass sliding doors. people really need to put decals on them.

when people talk to me and i dont understand them i tell them 'please put these words in Melissa terms'

thats about what I got so far....

wait i got one more
its a cancun spring break story....

brian and i were sitting at the pool and i put sun block on his back to protect his tattoo's (as he had more tattoo's done to his back about 3 weeks before we left)

so he rolls over and falls asleep. i forgot to put sunblock on his chest.

when he woke up he was pink and you could see the finger prints of where I put the sunblock on his back and side.

OMG Wacky once again you have put a smile on my face I am having the best belly laugh

Chip I always walk into doors also

People seriosly need to put decals on sliding glass doors, its not fun when you walk into them. They hurt

Okay, my friends usually fight over who tells this story about me, but they're not here so I get to tell it my way...

When I was in highschool we went on a ski trip...it was my first time ever skiing, and lets just say that I'm not all that athletic (feet are too small so I always fall over )

So all day long there I was, Queen of the Bunny Slope, falling on my butt all day long until the end of the day, I was so excited because I hadn't fallen yet...then I see my best friend on her butt so I yell to her, 'I didn't fall! I didn't fall!!'

With my big mouth, I caught a lot of attention so people turned to look, and then I realized, I couldn't stop and I was running out of snow!!! At the end of the slope, there was a patch of ice followed by grass, except that it rained that day and the grass was more like mud...so over the ice I go and into the mud, where I stopped dead and fell over....with my ENTIRE school watching - I was covered from head to toe...they called me Mud until I graduated! If I had a scanner I'd post the pic!