funny joke-Sorry I posted on wrong board *NWR*
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> >>
> >> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> >> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
> >>
> >> HONEY,
> >> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> >> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
> >>
> >> HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> >> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> >> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> >> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO.
> >> FINE,
> >> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> >> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> >> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
> >>
> >> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> >> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> >> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> >> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO
> >>
> >> FINE, SHE SAYS
> >> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> >> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> >> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
> >>
> >> I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> >> WANT TO FIX STEPS.
> >> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> >> HOME DEPOT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO.
> >>
> >> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> >> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
> >>
> >> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> >> COUPLE OF HOURS.
> >>
> >> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> >> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> >> TO GO HOME.
> >>
> >> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> >> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
> >>
> >> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
> >> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
> >>
> >> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> >> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
> >>
> >> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> >>
> >> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> >> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
> >>
> >> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> >> WHAT WAS WRONG,
> >> AND I TOLD HIM.
> >>
> >> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> >> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> >> GO TO BED WITH HIM
> >> OR BAKE A CAKE.
> >>
> >> HE SAID,
> >> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
> >>
> >> SHE REPLIED,
> >> HELLOOOOO....
> >> DO YOU SEE MARTHA STEWART WRITTEN
> >> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO!
> >>
> >> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> >> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
> >>
> >> HONEY,
> >> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> >> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
> >>
> >> HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> >> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> >> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> >> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO.
> >> FINE,
> >> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> >> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> >> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
> >>
> >> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> >> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> >> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
> >> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO
> >>
> >> FINE, SHE SAYS
> >> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
> >> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
> >> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
> >>
> >> I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> >> WANT TO FIX STEPS.
> >> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> >> HOME DEPOT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO.
> >>
> >> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> >> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
> >>
> >> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
> >> COUPLE OF HOURS.
> >>
> >> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> >> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> >> TO GO HOME.
> >>
> >> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
> >> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
> >>
> >> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
> >> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
> >>
> >> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> >> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
> >>
> >> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> >>
> >> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> >> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
> >>
> >> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
> >> WHAT WAS WRONG,
> >> AND I TOLD HIM.
> >>
> >> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
> >> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
> >> GO TO BED WITH HIM
> >> OR BAKE A CAKE.
> >>
> >> HE SAID,
> >> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
> >>
> >> SHE REPLIED,
> >> HELLOOOOO....
> >> DO YOU SEE MARTHA STEWART WRITTEN
> >> ON MY FOREHEAD?
> >> I DON'T THINK SO!
